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rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

ourloveisrealandtrue:

This is seriously how I felt 😭

(Source: vausemans-love-child)

lukeaesthetic:

when u see ur friends for the first time after washing ur hair with a new shampoo

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(Source: hocuspocusaf)

hattmanstumbler:

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

They’ve evolved.

michellemittens:

There will never be a time where I don’t love this gif.

michellemittens:

There will never be a time where I don’t love this gif.

niknak79:

Listen to the D

popculturesavvyangel:

my dash did a thing

look-anew-url-again:

I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT

(Source: annethraxx)

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

tschaikovsky:

cakety-cake:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

it’s 2014 why do girls think boys like the smell of overpowering fruity floral perfume

It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was.

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