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elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

(Source: bookjunkie26)

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......

frigerator:

  • IF U THINK SOMEONE UGLY
  • U DON’T TELL THEM

kayleigh-mariee:

Sexual assault is the least funny and most harmful thing you can joke about. Every 2 minutes another american is sexually assaulted. The truly terrifying part of this? 97% of rapists never spend even A DAY in jail. Rape and sexual assault jokes make rapists more confident and empowered, and survivors feel weaker, more insecure and less supported. Stop this behavior guys, stop making rape and sexual assault into a joke. Its only a joke until it happens to you.

spytap:

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

You’ve never seen an election before?

spytap:

neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

You’ve never seen an election before?

(Source: videocookies)

-insertname-here-:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

derrenologist:

theycallmekev:


My spanish speaking ass JUST realized this…

HOLY SHIT

BOOTS AND SUPER COOL EXPLORADORA HOLY SHIT THE THEME SONG MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

Whaaaaaa

-insertname-here-:

the-great-and-powerful-satsuki:

derrenologist:

theycallmekev:

image

My spanish speaking ass JUST realized this…

HOLY SHIT

BOOTS AND SUPER COOL EXPLORADORA HOLY SHIT THE THEME SONG MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW

Whaaaaaa

(Source: somethingratchet)

(Source: b3ingr3al)

My brother and I have this thing going on

yourlifeisapie:

thehalfbloodbriton:

I walked into the kitchen one morning to find this:

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Naturally, I changed it

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This went on for a few weeks until one day:

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Which evoked all this:

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Noimage

letters

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missed

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out

why is mr. tom, a dildo lover not in this

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

(Source: elfauno)

raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(Source: straighter)

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer)

steampoweredgrapejuice:

weavingthroughtimeandspace:

lolminoot:

Is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS.

settle down there Thor

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)

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