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pizzaforpresident:

when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji)

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

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