whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net
those words could be shorter
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
friend: guess what????
friend: no!!!!!!! you have to guess!!!!