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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

tumbrlplug:

every person in your family was once in a ballsack

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

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mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

vodkaand-cigarettes:

Is this a “love is bullshit” club cause sign me up

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jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

callmeqxx:

Gotta go fast! 

callmeqxx:

Gotta go fast! 

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